Hello, Memphis, what are you doing? Oh, you're just seeing somebody really sexy and failing to muster up the courage to talk to them at the Wal-Mart, and then posting a "Missed Connection" on Craigslist in order to fulfill your lifelong fantasy of getting it on with a greeter? Well, then, you are like pretty much most of the South, according to this map which shows, state by state, where most of the failing to connect happens:
Take THAT, California. We don't need no stinkin' 24-Hour Fitness.
At least we're not Oklahoma, though. The state fair? Really? Is that pretty much all they do in Oklahoma?
And can we please all agree that we really don't want to know what's going on in Indiana, that the most likely place a person sees a "missed connection" is
at home?
[h/t
Joe My God]
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