tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26249446588709978082024-03-13T09:55:20.765-07:00Effin' MemphisBecause Memphis is weird, and so are you.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-29287647220758270672013-05-08T13:15:00.000-07:002013-05-08T13:26:36.014-07:00About That Grizzlies Game Last Friday Night...<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Screw Calm and Grind On" shirt by Sache, available at their<br />
store in South Main or <a href="http://sacheclothing.bigcartel.com/product/grind-on-grey">RIGHT HERE</a>.</td></tr>
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<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>As we post this, a couple more games have happened in Oklahoma City -- one sad loss and one amazing triumph. Aimee will be posting on those games as they happen, but she got to go to last Friday night's amazing final game against the LA Clippers, where we guaranteed that poor TJ Simers won't have to write about the Clippers for a long while. It was her first time actually being in the Grindhouse. Here's what she has to say about that game:</i></span></b></div>
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<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Our Memphis Grizzlies came back home ready to grind Friday night against the Los Angeles Clippers in Game 6 of the first round of the NBA playoffs, and I was lucky enough to be there in the Grindhouse to witness it go down. The energy in the air was indescribable, and judging from the sight and sound of the sellout crowd cheering and waving the bright gold growl towels, the excitement was contagious. </span></b></b></div>
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<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I’ve watched many a Grizzlies game when they are broadcast locally, and listened to the radio cast of quite a few of the ones that were not, but this was the first time that I have had the pleasure of attending a game at the FedEx Forum. I cannot say enough positive things about the arena itself and its staff. The last basketball game I attended was back when the Tigers played their home games at The Pyramid, or the “Tomb of Doom” as it came to be called, long before the Grizzlies came to town. </span></b></div>
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<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It was an amazing experience and my only regret is that I waited so long, I will definitely be back.</span></b></div>
<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></b><br />
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<b id="docs-internal-guid-088c71b2-85bf-fc21-091c-3db16b799e04" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This was a very physical game from the start, as you could tell by how many fouls happened in the first quarter alone. That seemed to set the tone for the rest of the night, with the aggression from both teams increasing in the second half, culminating with the eventual ejections of LA’s Chris Paul, and our very own Zach Randolph in the final minutes of the game. It was all over but the shouting at that point, literally, as it seemed the whole building shook from the sound of nearly 18,000 people joined in a fevered chant of “Z-BO!” as Randolph made his way back to the locker room.</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Moments later the Grizzlies closed out the game and the series with a final score 118- Memphis, 105- Los Angeles. This is a bittersweet victory for us, having been in this exact same spot last year, and losing to LA in round 1 of the playoffs.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This best of possible 7 series started with 2 consecutive losses for the Grizzlies at the Clippers home stadium in Los Angeles, the second due to a lucky shot by Chris Paul just before the clock ran out. The team found its mojo back on familiar ground at the Grindhouse, and went on to win two consecutive home games and one more in LA before this sixth and final game Friday night. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This was a real ball till you fall game, and the clearly outmatched Clippers got desperate and downright dirty all throughout, but to no avail. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Like our towels said, “We Don’t Bluff.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mike Conley, like a fucking boss. Not only was he a beast with a total of 23 points overall, he took some really hard hits and got back up and back to the grind. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony Allen, the Grindfather himself, quick, fast, and on the grind, scored a total of 19 points and all sorts of assists. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jerry Bayless with that amazing long shot right at the buzzer at the end of the 3</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 9px; vertical-align: super; white-space: pre-wrap;">rd</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> quarter</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Blake Griffin and Zach Randolph, tussling, just like old times. We’re waiting for the tape to decide.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The sounds of nearly everyone in the building chanting “Whoop That Trick!”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nastiest play of the night goes to Chris Paul and his “accidental” </span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bbt9I_LJtk" style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">gut check on Marc Gasol</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, this coming just a split second after Gasol being boxed in by Matt Barnes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Now we have advanced to the semi finals against the Oklahoma Thunder in another best of 7, started this past Sunday in OKC, with a narrow loss by the Grizz. You can read more about that</span><a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2013/may/05/geoff-calkins-grizzlies-hit-or-miss-4th-quarter/" style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> here</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Game 2 was last night (Tuesday, May 7), and as you should know by now, we more than pulled it out in the end. Next up is this Saturday, back in the Grindhouse, at 4:00 PM, and we'll be looking for the Grizz to own Oklahoma City on our turf just like we did with the Clippers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Above all else, remember to stay calm and grind on, and more importantly, Believe Memphis. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My name is Shirley and I need lots of attention! Also, I use<br />
lots of emoticons in my e-mails, like a preteen! I have a<br />
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I know it is tempting to go counter-protest on May 17 when Westboro Baptist Church shows up to Graceland, but believe me. <i>They are not worth your effort</i>. This is what they do. They show up, they hold ridiculous signs, they yell, and this is how they support themselves. Westboro Baptist Church has literally no influence on national affairs. It's better to just let them show up and scream at no one in particular. To actually take this seriously is to play into their pathetic little game.<br />
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Here is Westboro's <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html">word salad explanation</a> of why they are protesting Graceland:<br />
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God hates your Idols, so Westboro Baptist Church will picket one of the many major idols of Doomed USA, to wit: Graceland. Former home of Elvis Presley. ALL the evidence suggests that his present home is HELL. </blockquote>
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Ask the Question: How did Elvis die? The Internet gives this: Elvis died on August 16, 1977 in the bathroom at Graceland. After being found on the bathroom floor, Elvis was rushed to the hospital where he was officially pronounced dead. </blockquote>
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The coroner recorded the cause of death as cardiac arrhythmia. While true in the strictest sense (cardiac arrhythmia means that the heart was beating irregularly), the attending physicians deliberately omitted the fact that what had apparently caused Elvis' heart to beat irregularly and then stop was an overdose of prescription drugs. These drugs included codeine, Valium, morphine, and Demerol, to name a few. </blockquote>
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Some people believe that Elvis Presley is still alive. It is an interesting idea to explore. (WHAT?! You people need something to do with your time!!) </blockquote>
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Assuming you do believe that Elvis died, you can visit his grave at Graceland. (YES, gotta worship the rotting carcass of that lecherous, adulterous, pervert and drug addict!) I did NOT ask the Question: What happened in the Jungle Room! My stomach is only so strong.</blockquote>
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Fuck them.</div>
Break The Terrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397250640880944214noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-81294620981663046152013-05-06T09:08:00.000-07:002013-05-06T09:10:54.124-07:00Titus Andronicus (TONIGHT AT THE HI-TONE GRAND RE-OPENING!)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Titus Andronicus defies an easy explanation. Wikipedia calls them a "punk/indie rock" band, whatever the fuck that means. Yes, there are punk elements. But way across the divide, what I think when I hear their music is "majestic." But yet punk. But yet majestic. Well, these two things can happen at the same time, and they've happened at the same time before, but Titus Andronicus takes it to a new level.<br />
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All good songs have a <i>structure</i>. Indeed, as a songwriter, a singer and a concert pianist, this is something I will preach to anyone who will listen. There are songs that follow familiar paths -- verse, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus, etc. -- and I've written songs like that. I've also written songs that follow structures that are foreign to the average pop music listener. Titus Andronicus writes a lot of songs like that. Indeed, to my ears, many of their songs seem to be written in <i>sonata</i> form. There are movements. They relate to each other, but they're not always going to give you that big reprise chorus that modern pop music says they should give you. They start in one place, move to a different place, and land you somewhere you never expected to be:<br />
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Back to that "punk/indie" thing. Whatever. I don't like either of those descriptors, because I don't think that either really encompasses the music that exists underneath those words. Lately the music I've been most drawn to has fallen into the category of "gritty and yet majestic." That describes Titus Andronicus for me. Lead singer Patrick Stickles' voice isn't perfect -- and who cares? It's honest. Chaos takes turns with beauty, and sometimes they meet in the middle.<br />
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All in all, there is an experience in each song, and if it means you drop your preconceived notions of "punk" or "indie rock" or "garage rock," or whatever other genre they seem to be reminding you of at the moment, then that's a good thing.<br />
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Of course, once in a while, they'll just play a straight rock song. Here's their cover of Nirvana's "Breed":<br />
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Titus Andronicus will be at the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/365622256876835/?fref=ts">re-opening of the Hi-Tone tonight.</a> You should show up. It's only ten fucking dollars, god.Break The Terrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397250640880944214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-35441822470057167382013-05-01T13:49:00.001-07:002013-05-01T13:49:06.453-07:00MEMPHIS ANIMAL LOVERS: The K9 Animal Rescue Was Destroyed By A Tornado And They Need Your Help<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmOUQwFwb_sK0gsX5b3wbA9Ypr6OCbPrdtBov25RqANDQhOQuuufvIoIQWCydDPSkwQ48acJ0SHvcwa63WeMxKddyIgjEqdhZgrtwTbNGzbVgI8a7VZ8scpYkS_LySli7DKhyphenhyphenf_D3265GU/s1600/k9.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="204" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmOUQwFwb_sK0gsX5b3wbA9Ypr6OCbPrdtBov25RqANDQhOQuuufvIoIQWCydDPSkwQ48acJ0SHvcwa63WeMxKddyIgjEqdhZgrtwTbNGzbVgI8a7VZ8scpYkS_LySli7DKhyphenhyphenf_D3265GU/s320/k9.png" width="320" /></a><br />
<i>Hey, Effin' Memphis readers. Here's an important story about a Memphis area man, the animals he rescues and the struggles they're facing after his rescue was hit by a tornado last week. ANIMAL LOVERS, PAY ATTENTION. Read it, share it and <a href="http://www.midsouthk9savior.com/">do what you can to help!</a> - Ed.</i><br />
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<i>by Cassie Fox</i><br />
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Last Saturday night, I sat in my living room in south Tipton County, following the weather closely as thunder boomed outside my window and lightning lit up the sky. I am the weather fanatic in our family, and during any storm, I can be counted on to have Channel 5’s Dave Brown on the TV, Channel 3’s radar on my laptop, the weather radio plugged in and stocked with fresh batteries, and Twitter and Facebook opened up side by side so that I can toggle between all the weather personalities I follow. This particular system was pretty weak by the time it crossed the river, and the worst of it for us only lasted about twenty minutes. I had gone back upstairs at the last fading sound of thunder, and was settling in for the night when I noticed we were inexplicably under a tornado warning; thirty seconds of panic later, I realized it was only for the southernmost east corner of the county, as well as neighboring Fayette, so I left Dave on and fiddled around online for a few minutes. Maybe half an hour later, I posted this status update to my Facebook wall:<br />
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“When Dave Brown says, "Uhhh, this is not good", you feel a little pukey on the inside. Hope Fayette County isn't as bad as they're making it sound. ”<br />
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Unfortunately, it was that bad, but mainly for one man, and his animals. This is their story. <br />
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Bill Funk is the kind of Marine they make movies about. He served his country during a decade when doing so wasn’t popular – from 1960 to 1966, through the Cuban missile crisis and the assassination of a president, from the worst of a war that devastated and divided a nation to the end of an era defined by long-haired hippies and the sounds of Hendrix and The Who – and was stationed at Guantanamo Bay before it was a political buzzword. He’s been married, fathered children, watched his grandchildren grow, and loved his Lord through it all. <i>Semper Fi</i> means “always faithful”, and Bill has remained constantly faithful to his idea of what a man should be – strong in heart and mind, kind and compassionate to those in need, loyal to those who love him. He doesn’t take any crap, but he won’t give you any, either, unless you are entirely deserving of it.<br />
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About twenty years ago, Bill founded what would eventually become the K9 Savior Animal Sanctuary, a non-profit, non-specific breed dog rescue that started off small and has grown into a sanctuary for any animal needing a loving, caring home, whether for a short time or forever. His ranch in Fayette County currently houses over one hundred dogs, as well as several cats, horses, and even rabbits. Every morning at 4 a.m., seventy-one year old Bill wakes up and starts his day, one that is largely comprised of taking care of all the K9 animals. Dogs are walked, horses fed, kennels checked, and so it goes. It’s a huge undertaking, but one Bill accepts readily and without complaint. Some time ago, it was made known that Bill no longer wanted to take on any further animals; however, people continued to drop sick, wounded, and unwanted dogs in his area, and, faithful as always, Bill could not turn them away. <br />
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The tornado warning I heard that night turned out to be the real thing. At about 9:30 p.m., an F-1 tornado dropped down in one strangely small spot, a spot that turned out to be Bill’s barn and kennel area. Trees snapped like tiny twigs, and the barn was completely destroyed, as well as all the outdoor kennels; one dog died when trees fell directly on top of the kennel he was inside, and one cat was lost, but fortunately, all other animals survived. Bill was distraught – these are animals he has nursed back from the brink of death, comforted when they were lonely, and saved from sad lives that knew no love. They are family to him. Fortunately, Bill is part of a network of dedicated animal rescuers, and when they heard the news, they jumped into action. Within hours, word was spreading at an incredible rate, mostly using Facebook as a way to get news and updates out. The next morning, hundreds of people showed up at the ranch; they brought chainsaws, and shovels, and food, and most of all, they brought a selfless determination to fix things, both for Mr. Bill, and for Mr. Bill’s animals. Those who couldn’t come in person shared flyers and posts, donated money, and passed information on to their friends and family. By Tuesday, nearly $3,000 had been raised, thanks to generous Mid-Southerners. <br />
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There’s still work to be done. Most of the animals need foster homes while the ranch is rebuilt, but permanent, loving homes would be even better. Kennels must be purchased and rebuilt, the dogs need volunteers to walk, feed, and water them, and supplies must be replenished, especially large volumes of dog food and stainless steel bowls that were lost in the storm. So much has already been accomplished, but this will be an ongoing project for quite some time, and volunteers will be continuously needed. A sense of community and a desire to do good in the face of disaster is not unusual, but Bill Funk does it every day. Every day. From before the sun comes up until it sinks behind the horizon, he works tirelessly for those who can’t help themselves. If you can find a little time or money to help him out, please <a href="http://www.midsouthk9savior.com/">visit the K9 site</a> for information on what you can do to ease the burden of someone used to shouldering it all, partly in the name of duty, and partly in the name of just being a good human being.<br />
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<i>Cassie Fox is a writer, a mom, a wife, a photographer, and an avid fan of British television, though not necessarily in that order. In her spare time, she reads books in the bathtub and quotes Anchorman as often as possible in her everyday conversations (though not necessarily in that order.)</i>Break The Terrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397250640880944214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-38440592239442216742013-04-30T06:30:00.000-07:002013-04-30T06:30:02.596-07:00A Message From Memphis's Musicians: "We Want YOU!"<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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There are many things Memphians keep in their arsenal of things to do. There are always the safe bets like The Memphis Zoo, The Brooks Museum, or The Levitt Shell, and bars that cater to any number of specialty drinkers (Absinthe Room, what?!?), and then everyone’s default when all else fails -- let's go to a show! It makes sense for that to be our default, because look at our scene here: from reggae to metal with niche genres all along the way! However, at some point we have got to notice that the bands that we enjoy listening to end up relocating, quitting, transforming into cover bands or even worse: they stay the same. SO below is a list of what YOU can do to improve our local music community!<br />
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<b>1. LOOK AROUND</b> - It's easy to listen to the same couple of bands all the time because you always go to the same bar, club or venue, and you're right. Our musicians DO run in circles that they are sometimes hesitant to step away from. This gives the feeling that our community is lacking in talent and creativity. Try going to new places, as there are tons of venues around town that not only have varied music, but keep it coming through. Otherlands, Minglewood and Memphis Rehearsal Complex are three prime examples of locations that put a significant amount of effort into recruiting talent, and not just friends as we have seen other venues do.<br />
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<b>2. BUY DRINKS!!!!</b> - This is one of those things that may seem like it shouldn't have any impact on the bands. However, most venues make most of their money off the bar. So, the more drinks that are purchased during a bands performance the more likely they are to not only get paid more, but will be able to get better and better venues. In addition to this, it will allow your favorite clubs, bars, and venues to maintain the environment that you want to visit. This sounds simple, but there is a reason that so many places have drink minimums.<br />
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<b>4. DON'T BE AFRAID TO PAY FOR QUALITY MUSIC</b> – This is a big one; we as a city seem to all scream WTF?! when we see a ticket price over five bucks. I’ll just say this as plain and simple as I can: imagine you get a job that requires you to dedicate most of your life to learn how to operate at a functional level – not including all the additional time you spend to become the best at what you do – and you and your cohorts, let’s say you have a team of five and you have to split $150 between you. Then, your employer tries to pay you more so you can survive and all the customers immediately scream at the sky in disgust and frustration and go home…or down the street to listen to other bands willing to play for “exposure”. Tip your musicians, buy their merchandise. If we want the talent to stay in Memphis, we have to support the talent while they are in Memphis. In short, it is okay to buy a steak instead of a hot dog.<br />
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<b>4. PROMOTIONS</b> – Holy crap is this a big one. Even in the best of times, when bands and venues promote a show until you wish that someone would open the chest from<i> Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark</i> and take your eyes and melt your face off…they still have a limited reach and can’t reach everyone. Local acts don’t have that kind of reach, so if you see them share a link…share it on your social media outlets. It doesn't take long and it means a lot to everyone involved. Take your friends out with you, slap their stickers on stuff, just generally support them. Things like that, which will take you less than thirty seconds, can be the difference between a band making good money one night, or living on a Ramen diet for another week.<br />
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<b>5. HAVE FUN!</b> -- Don't be afraid to get out there, dance, and just generally make a fool out of yourself! That’s what this time is for… don't hide in the corner guarding your over-priced drinks like they are the queens jewels. Get up and shake your ass, throw your arms around. Smile, throw your bras on stage [<i>Or, if it is your Effin' Memphis editor playing -- MORE ON THAT SOON -- your jockstraps. Or whatever. -- Ed.</i>] Let. It. All. Go. Entertainment shouldn't always just make you think deep thoughts, change your perspective or make you cry…sometimes just making you forget about certain parts of your life for a few minutes is the point.<br />
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To sum up: Have fun! If you like somebody, help promote them! If you go see them, don't be scared of paying so that the act you like can survive on a living wage! Buy a drink! And jump out of your comfort zone once in a while. You won't regret it.<br />
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<i>Will Scheff is the director of Accendo Media, a local nonprofit which seeks to support Memphis artists both at home and abroad. Check them out <a href="https://www.facebook.com/AccendoMedia?fref=ts">here!</a></i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-62551603129937267752013-04-29T11:48:00.001-07:002013-04-29T11:48:27.177-07:00Remembering the legacy of Maxine Smith<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>by Liz Rincon</i><br />
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Memphis has a long, rich history of civil rights and activism. We saw the worst of humanity show up on our river banks when an assassin's bullet struck down Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on April 4th, 1968. Many people believed that his dream died on the balcony of the Lorraine motel. Would the Civil Rights Movement be able to carry on?<br />
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Of course it could, and did.<br />
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There are many people who worked to ensure that the dream of those who came before them would continue, even when the movement itself started to lose media traction and we found ourselves moving into a new century. While it may have been true that the "colored only" bathrooms, segregated lunch counters and whites-only bus rides had been outlawed, racial injustice still could be (and still can be) seen in other arenas. From the boardrooms of major corporations where you will most likely see only white male faces, to colleges and universities that have unjust hiring practices, and many other points between and beyond, the struggle continues.<br />
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One woman who fought in this movement was our beloved Maxine Smith. Maxine was a pioneer in the Civil Rights Movement. When she was turned away from enrollment at then Memphis State University, she was accepted into Spelman College in Atlanta, a historically black college. Her denial to the University of her hometown led to her involvement and then her organizing on behalf of those who were being denied equal opportunities.<br />
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She was tough. Very tough. She organized the "If You're Black, Take It Back" campaign to boycott Memphis businesses that refused to integrate, both in regards to their workforces and their clienteles. That the title of the campaign itself was so strong spoke to Maxine's ability to not take any you-know-what from folks. She would be perceived by many as hard to deal with, but what that really came down to was that she was unwilling to compromise in her life's goal that everyone be given a fair chance. And there is, of course, that old saying: "Well behaved women rarely make history."<br />
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She would later go on to work with the NAACP, sitting on the National Board as well as serving as Executive Secretary for the Memphis Chapter. The work that she did was hard, and it was intolerant of those who did not want to see change. When you are a "change agent," <i>you</i> have to deal with the brunt of that work. I think this is what I admire most in her.<br />
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As a Memphian, a woman and a person who has worked in politics for a very long time, I have nothing but the utmost admiration for a woman who was right there at the center of the struggle, went on to run a campaign to elect the first African-American Mayor of Memphis, protected the young children who were there in the first moments of integration and held so many people captive with her words. <br />
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We are Memphis and if we really want to honor a woman who did so much for us, we need to pick up that torch and carry on in her name and the names of those who came before her. So here is my suggestion: the next time you hear someone say something negative about our city, tell them the story of Maxine Smith and what she did to improve where she lived and thus where we all live. Keep her spirit alive by keeping our city alive. We owe it to her. <br />
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Godspeed, Maxine.Break The Terrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397250640880944214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-51406885878072445332013-04-26T13:01:00.001-07:002013-04-26T13:01:05.230-07:00If you're in the mood for burlesque, tonight's your night!So, maybe some of you aren't going Downtown for the <a href="http://effinmemphis.blogspot.com/2013/04/luvglo-luvglo-luvglo.html">LUVGLO</a> and you want something a little different. Well, tonight, there is another Sock It To Me Burlesque show at Newby's. Doors at 9!<br />
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We are performing Friday, April 26th, at Newby's, and this time it's a 50's themed show, 'The Sock It To Me Sock Hop'. We are also going to have a 50's themed costume contest with awesome prizes for the winners, like a carriage ride for two downtown, and gift certificates from vendors such as Nip Knacks and Dare Threads Vintage & Art.</blockquote>
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Fun! Get tickets <a href="http://sitmsockhop.eventbrite.com/#">here</a>.
And here is Chloe du Bois herself from one of their recent performances, doing one of my favorite Gershwin songs:<br />
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<i>Today, Memphis <a href="http://effinmemphis.blogspot.com/2013/04/dear-la-times-columnist-tj-simer-get.html">has its collective back up</a> over the obnoxious words of </i>LA Times<i> sports columnist, T.J. Simers, who apparently felt that instead of writing a sports column about the NBA play-offs, he would instead badmouth Memphis for eight hundred words and call it a column. Inexplicably, his editor was okay with this. So we figure now's a good time to hear from Memphian Shawn Lynch, on why the Grizzlies, and Memphis, are awesome. Enjoy! -Ed.</i><br />
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<i>by Shawn Lynch</i><br />
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It’s that time of year again. That time where our fair city grabs our yellow towels and heads to the Grindhouse to scream until we can’t scream no more. The time of year where a 9:30 tip time on a Monday night severely damages the entire regions productivity on Tuesday. It’s the NBA playoffs. It’s time to believe, Memphis.<br />
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When the Grizzlies moved to Memphis in 2001, this is what people envisioned. Those of us who had NBA Now yard signs thought it was a worthy enterprise to bring a major league sports franchise to Memphis. It would be something that could bring the community together. It would be something that could make people think that just maybe Memphis could be a better place.<br />
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As you may remember, many folks did not think it was a worthy enterprise. The idea of building a $250 million arena in downtown Memphis was the worst idea since… building a baseball stadium in the middle of downtown Memphis. We could not support a team, they said. They will just leave for another city, they would add. We can’t afford it anyway. They were full of excuses. <br />
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This city has a long history of being divided. Whether it’s about race, class or wet vs. dry ribs; we just can’t seem to get on the same page. (The correct answer is dry, by the way.) Currently, the biggest division we have is those who believe and those who do not. Not those who are Grizzlies fans and those who aren’t, but those who believe in Memphis and those who don’t. You read their comments in the <i>Commercial Appeal </i>comments section. You hear them complain when you go to eat. They refuse to believe that we can do better. <br />
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So, when you walk out onto a packed Beale Street after another Grizzly win this week, take a look around. Revel in the experience with your fellow believers. Take pride in the fact that we, the believers, were right. Memphis can be a better place if we make it a better place. The power is in our hands. All you have to do is believe.<br />
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<i>Shawn Lynch is a lifetime Memphian and believer. He believes “Stop and Think it Over” is the greatest song written in the past quarter century. </i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-31749673267336209412013-04-26T09:32:00.000-07:002013-04-26T09:37:21.827-07:00Dear L.A. Times Columnist T.J. Simers: Get Bent. (An EFFIN' MEMPHIS Recommendation)<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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Effin' Memphis is a nice place. Effin' Memphis is a happy place. Effin' Memphis is a funny place, for people who love this city despite its shortcomings, and who want to be part of the solution. But Effin' Memphis has a dark side. Effin' Memphis fucking <i>haaaaaaaaates </i>people who shit on this city for no good reason.<br />
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Some of you may have seen this shitty little piece of <i>faux</i>-journalism by <i>L.A. Times</i> sports columnist T.J. Simers, formerly of our own <i>Commercial Appeal.</i> Apparently he's in Memphis right now, not that anyone should care, and he has published a little screed which <a href="http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-75653764/">goes like this</a>, basically:<br />
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<i>WHINE! I'm in Memphis right now covering the play-offs and I'm such a little pissant troll that I feel the need to write a column in my hometown paper in Los Angeles, a city which the rest of California makes every effort to bypass like a fart in a crowded nightclub, about how much Memphis sucks. WHINE!</i><br />
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Seriously, that's about it. You can read the whole thing if you want, but here is the gist:<br />
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — I've put my life on the line to be here in this rathole with our Clippers. And so I expect more than what I got from them Thursday in a rather flat 12-point loss to Memphis in Game 3.
The Clippers played a step slow, as if hesitant to go on the attack, even though that's just a way of life here if you want to survive.
True story, and I shouldn't be trashed for reporting the facts:
They just put up billboards at the Memphis city limits that read: "Danger: Enter at Your Own Risk. This city does not support public safety."
They were paid for by the Memphis Police Assn.
I hope you're not planning your next vacation here without a body guard.</blockquote>
Oh, shut the fuck up. We're not commenting on the (really, really horrible, embarrassing PR) campaign by the Memphis Police Association. That's our own issue to deal with, and <i>Memphians</i> will deal with it, as opposed to grousing schmucks who are just so butthurt that their "journalism" jobs are putting them up in nice hotels and letting them go to NBA playoff games for free.<br />
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Memphis has its problems. It also has spirit, and history, and, unlike Los Angeles, is not just one big putrid suburb. I could say more, but Effin' Memphis, besides having a dark side, is also classy enough that we wouldn't go to somebody else's city and write back home about what a shithole it is.<br />
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So like we said: our official Effin' Memphis recommendation is that T.J. Simers should get bent, and now we will go back to promoting awesome things that awesome people who love this city are doing.<br />
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Simers' e-mail address is at the bottom of the link, though. Don't tell anybody we told you.Break The Terrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06397250640880944214noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-8633464990657653762013-04-26T09:02:00.002-07:002013-04-26T09:02:42.416-07:00LUVGLO! LUVGLO! LUVGLO!<br />
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<i>WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT? There is so, so much going on this weekend. Here is what Effin' Memphis is doing. We are going to Trolley Tour to have a lot of free wine and socialize and say "hey gurl...hey gurl..." as we pass people we know, and then we are sticking around and probably maybe putting some glow paint on our face to support the runners in LUVGLO. Here is Effin' Memphis Playing Outside Reporter and Official Effin' Memphis Little Brother Adam Hurst to 'splain why that is where your ass should be tonight, also. -- Ed.</i><br />
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So when I was first asked to write for EM, I knew what topics I'd cover and that my first feature had to be on <a href="http://www.luvmud.com/about/luvglo/" target="_blank">LUVGLO</a>. Anyone who knows me could tell you I'm a shameless cheerleader for the LUVMUD/LUVGLO races, but literally none of them would tell you I'm a journalist. I'm so much not a journalist that sometimes I can't even words good. So yeah, I <em>didn't </em>write about it sooner because I'm <em>not</em> good at this. But this right here is a last-minute Hail Mary, which I'm told sometimes win foosball games.<br />
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Now, I could sit here and regurgitate to you all of the things about LUVGLO that have already been covered by actual journalists who don't suck at this, or about <a href="http://www.habitatforhope.org/" target="_blank">Habitat for Hope</a> and all the incredible <a href="http://www.luvmud.com/about/the-cause/" target="_blank">work they do</a> for families of children facing the hardest fight of their lives, but instead I thought I'd tell you about my personal impressions of the race, and dispel any objections you may have on the ground of "I can't because I'm not in good enough shape."<br />
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Nonsense, I say! It's not really <em>that</em> much of a race. You don't even necessarily have to feets good. Now, don't get confused about what I mean by that -- it's still very much a 5K obstacle race -- but it's not that competitive. I've heard people say that they'd like to do an event like this, but didn't think they could run that far or were turned off by the typical I TAKE THIS ALL WAY TOO SERIOUSLY Saturday morning race crowd. But this is no place for seriousness. This ain't your average race, and these ain't your usual runners. You don't have to be an Olympian to compete. Hell, you don't even have to <em>run </em>the course. I've seen many, MANY people (and dogs) happily sauntering through the course with their friends at their own leisurely paces, many of them wearing crazy-ass outfits complete with CamelBaks that probably weren't filled with water. Think of it all more as a festival, which, after all, it is. I mean, if you're looking to obsessively pore over race times and view the other competitors as your sworn enemies, you might want to woo-sah yourself a bit, because this here's a party. And of course, there are great obstacles throughout the run that reminded me of those great field days in elementary school where you had to come to school, but you didn't have to learn and you could just plaaaaaaaaaayyyyy. But hey, if you're getting curious but still a little weary of doing the physical part, just show up and take part in the HUGE festival with all the food, music, vendors and, most importantly, BEER. My numbers are probably a bit off, but I think that the last LUVMUD/LUVGLO joint event got a few thousand runners and something like 8,000 festival-goers. This isn't an event solely for hardcore runners -- this is stuff you like and these are people you'd hang out with. I mean, hell, we're RUNNING THROUGH A TRICKED-OUT BREWERY WITH DJ'S AND GLOW PAINT. What's not to love about that?<br />
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So if you were planning on having dinner and drinks tonight like you do every Friday night, just plan on making it to South Main tonight. This event's going to be bigger and better than ever and easily cooler than any race your narrow little mind has heard of. The party kicks off at 8 PM at the old Tennessee Brewery, with racers leaving in heats starting at 9:30. Registration will be open all day at 495 Tennessee Street, right up until the first wave leaves the starting line. If you still don't believe me, check out the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/LUVMUD5k" target="_blank">LUVMUD Facebook page</a> to check out pictures and videos of this year's course. Come get in on this!<br />
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If you're like us, you've been glued to the news this week, what with the terrorist attack on Boston, the plant explosion in Texas, the firefight/manhunt at MIT last night, the fact that one or more suspects are still on the run and Boston is currently on lockdown...as <i>The Onion</i> said, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/">"Jesus, This Week."</a><br />
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Here is a way you can give back, though, and it's especially geared toward those of you who are runners. Tonight, show up at Overton Park at 6:15 for the Run To Honor Boston. From their <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/346035622165229/?ref=25">Facebook page</a>:<br />
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RUN TO HONOR BOSTON<br />FRIDAY NIGHT APRIL 19, 6:15 PM<br />OVERTON PARK<br />RAINBOW LAKE PAVILION<br />We will be running approximately 2.62 miles through Overton Park to honor those affected by the tragedy at Boston.
The walk/run will begin and end at the Rainbow Lake Pavilion.
A celebration of Boston Running Party to be held at Slider Inn to follow with music by the Michael Brothers Band (yes they all run!!!) and The Thrown Together Band!
We will be presenting the 2013 “Cody -Sax” Awards to the top male and female Memphis area finishers in at Boston this year at the party.<br />Special LOVE BOSTON RUN shirts will be available for Donation. All profit goes to The One Fund.
All donations will go to the <a href="http://onefundboston.org/">ONE FUND</a>.
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Awesome!<br />
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Yes, it is cold outside, but you are runners and you do not care. Go run tonight, or just go and support them!<br />
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And if you're already planning to go to the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/291858354277775/?ref=25">Broad Avenue Spring Art Walk</a> like we are (Effin' Memphis editor does not run), go ahead and click on the One Fund link above and make a donation, 'kay? Every little bit helps. Thanks!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-58430136113199736022013-04-19T09:39:00.000-07:002013-04-19T10:10:17.189-07:00How I won the war on food (and you can, too!)<i>by Sami Harvey</i><br />
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If your kids are anything like mine, at least once a day you’re
forced to choose between giving them something healthy and nutritious—filled with
vitamins and good stuff, and giving them something they will actually eat. It
can be the source of much frustration and even more tears (mostly mine), and I
mean honestly, as mothers, do we <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">really</i>
need another reason to feel the dreaded ‘mommy guilt?’ Do you really want to
add “force-fed my child strawberries and Flintstones vitamins” to your long list
of reasons why Little Timmy will need ten years of psychoanalyzing in his forties?
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Exactly.</i>
However, with Memphis being the top-ranking city in terms of obesity, I feel
extra compelled to keep my family from becoming part of those statistics. So I
had to formulate a plan…<br />
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I got down on my kids’ level and took a lesson from them: I
got <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">sneaky</b>. I started plotting and
scheming—scouring the Internet night after night, desperate to find ways to
stick health where they would least expect it. (<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Insert maniacal laughter here.)</i></div>
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Here’s what I’ve learned: If one thing is true about our
kids, it’s that while they may be crafty little buggers, they (thankfully!)
aren’t quite smart enough to use deductive reasoning quite yet. They don’t know
to put together the fresh-baked treats on the counter with the trash bag filled
with empty black bean packaging. They don’t notice that when we have smoothies with
lunch, empty bags of spinach, carrot stems and celery stalks are littering the
counter, in uncomfortably close proximity to the just-used blender. They’d
never guess that lurking in those warm, fluffy pancakes they love so much is a
half-day’s worth of vegetables. I found a loophole. I won. (<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Continue maniacal laughter.)</i></div>
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And while I am always willing to perform covert operations
in the name of good health, I am not always willing or able to cook a
full-blown meal and the first mutterings of “I’m huuuungry,” from the peanut
gallery. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I needed a little help, so I set about
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This is what the Internet gave me.</div>
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It’s called NatureBox
and it is totally amazing. See, the thing about me is that I totally love the idea of healthful pre-packaged goodness, but<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> </i>I will never be able to justify dropping more
than a dollar on some boring single-serve bag of sweet potato chips made with
100% free-range, grass-fed potatoes. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">I’m
glaring at you, Whole Foods. </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">And apparently, the folks at NatureBox already knew that about me, because they do things a</span> little differently. </div>
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Long story short, once a month they send you a box with
an array of “nutritionist-approved” treats that are made from real ingredients,
with none of those added garbage-y things like hydrogenated oils and syrups,
fake flavors and colors, and all of that other nonsense. They’re super affordable,
too, which says a lot considering my ridiculously frugal standards. We went
with their <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Family Snacker </i>option, and
it breaks down to cost less than $0.75 per snack serving. That’s cheaper than a
damn snickers, y’all. Seriously. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">And the
kids freaking love this stuff. </b>Get some little zip lock bags and divide
everything up into portion sizes, set them in the pantry, and the next time
Bobby Sue is hungry, you can grab one and toss it at her. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Underhanded, of course.</i></div>
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<a href="http://www.naturebox.com/?embed_load_code=2013041712273414da" target="_blank">Click this link right here</a> to learn all about how great they are. You
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And because you were so nice and read all the way through this post, here is a recipe for my favorite black bean brownies. </div>
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<li>15-ounce can of black beans, drained and rinsed<b> </b></li>
<li>3 eggs* </li>
<li>3 Tbsp coconut oil, melted</li>
<li>3/4 cup cocoa powder</li>
<li>1/4 tsp sea salt</li>
<li>1 tsp vanilla extract</li>
<li>1 cup of brown sugar</li>
<li>nuts or chocolate chips or both or neither</li>
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*I've heard you can use 2 "flax eggs" in place of the eggs. To do that, you need to put 2.5 Tbsp of flaxseed meal and 6 Tbsp of water in the food processor and mix them together. I just use eggs because I don't raise chickens for nothing.<br />
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<li>Preheat your oven to 350 degrees</li>
<li>Put everything except the nuts/chocolate chips into your food processor or blender and process for what will seem like a noisy eternity. Scrape the sides and make sure everything is mixed well and blended totally smooth. </li>
<li>Pour into either an 8" circular pan or into a muffin tin (If you pan/tin is old, take measures to prevent the brownies from sticking)</li>
<li>Bake for 25 minutes or so. </li>
<li>Let cool just long enough to avoid burning your tongue before getting them out of the pan. They come out easier when they are totally cool, but ain't nobody got time for that. </li>
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Now, get in your kitchen and get to baking. You can thank me later. I'll be waiting.<br />
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<i>Sami needs to post recipes more often. Ooh, we should have Effin' Memphis potlucks! Only for the writers, of course. If you want to write about something for Effin' Memphis, just shoot us an e-mail at effinmemphis at gmail dot com! Then you can come to our super secret potlucks and also be in our super secret Facebook writers group.</i><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474390575401626439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-40657098418399851792013-04-17T06:30:00.000-07:002013-04-17T07:29:05.498-07:00Ew? You Moved To Memphis? Why?<i>Hey, here's another new writer, named Chris Benson! We want to hear from natives, and we also want to hear from people who moved from elsewhere and have decided to call Memphis home for the long haul. These are their stories... #LawAndOrderSound</i><br />
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<i>by Chris Benson</i><br />
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I am tired of hearing native Memphians talk about my city in such a negative way. Are there problems in Memphis? Yes, but one of the biggest problems we face is the self-deprecating people who refuse to look past the typical urban issues -- issues that we often have in common with <i>all</i> major cities -- to the wonderful culture and events this city has to offer.<br />
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Yes, we have crime. Name me a city that doesn't. Hell, even Mayberry had crime. Why else did they need Andy Griffith?<br />
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But before you talk smack, check out the awesome activities and places that are right in front of you. Have you been to our world-class zoo lately? Are you going to the world famous Beale Street Music Fest? and when was the last time you visited the Metal Museum, or took advantage of the free Trolley Tours once a month in South Main? The last time you hit The Brooks museum was on a field trip right?<br />
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You have to look a little closer to see the gems but they're there, just as shiny as you let them be.
Memphis is more than Beale Street, and it's more than Corky's. Memphis is summed up by the passionate, proud people that call it home. Have you seen a crowd of Memphians after a Grizzlies game?<br />
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Before you talk trash about where I live, visit The Center for Southern Folklore and get a plate of greens, or stop by the Levitt Shell for a free concert. BETTER YET, get off your fat ass and ride the Greenway.<br />
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Just don't forget to lock your car.<br />
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<i>Chris Benson has lived in Memphis since the age of ten and has yet to have been shot. She is mother to three rockin' kids and wife to Memphis filmmaker Jeremy Benson.</i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-85419000600110695382013-04-12T11:50:00.003-07:002013-04-12T11:53:36.765-07:00Change those diapers! (To cloth ones! ) #Mommyhelp<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<b>TL;DR VERSION OF THIS POST: </b>The Great Cloth Diaper Change is happening around the world on April 20. Come have fun and win prizes at the local event, which is at G-town Prez Church at 11am. Save the planet, save some money, be a generally more likable person.<br />
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If the mention of cloth diapers brings to mind images of
bulky napkins held together with sharp pins and plastic pants, then you are
missing out, my friends. Things have come quite a long way from the days of
old. Nowadays these things come in cute prints and trim styles, and best of
all, they are a not-too-inconvenient way to help save the world while saving
some money. The internet is already filled with blogs dedicated to telling you
how and why cloth diapers are better than the alternative, how they will save
you thousands of dollars in your child’s first two years, and how they’ll
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However, what I <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">will</b>
tell you is all about is this really fun event called <a href="http://greatclothdiaperchange.com/)" target="_blank">The Great Cloth Diaper Change</a>
that’s coming up on April 20<sup>th</sup>. <i>Mark your calendars, mamas! Once your mother-to-child ratio is greater than 1:0, your memory is deemed unreliable!</i> The
Great Cloth Diaper Change (GCDC) is a global event that brings together cloth
diapering families to break the Guinness World Record for the most diapers changed
simultaneously. The goal of the event is to raise awareness about the benefits
of cloth diapers in a real, tangible way. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s also a great place to go to touch, feel,
and get to know the world of cloth diapers. If you're not currently a cloth diaper enthusiast, there will be tons of other parents
who you can badger with questions, as well as local vendors who with lots of “fluff”
for sale. <i>(And no, parents, fluff is not code for a strange new street drug.)</i></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cloth diapers won't necessarily make your baby this cute and squishy, but they certainly can't hurt. </td></tr>
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The local GCDC is going down at <b>Germantown Presbyterian
Church at 11am SHARP on April 20, 2013.</b> Plan to show up way early so you won’t
be late. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Believe it or not, you are not so
special that the whole world will wait just for you. If you’re late, you won’t
be counted. That’s that</i>.<i> End rant. </i>The rules say your kid can come in a disposable
diaper, but that (s)he must be changed into a commercially available cloth one
during the change. Meaning? Bring cash and buy a cute cloth diaper from one of
the on-site vendors prior to 11am, so you can be part of the Guinness World Record. After the main event there will be raffles
and other fun stuff to do, as well. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/271909312935580/?ref=ts&fref=ts" target="_blank">Here’s a link to the facebook event for the Memphis GCDC</a> so you can get the low-down on the
cool stuff that's unique to the local event. (Like raffles!) </div>
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This year there will be over 285 changes in 17 countries,
including Australia, Belgium, Canada, Switzerland, Chile, Germany, Spain,
Finland, Great Britain, China, Ireland, Iceland, Italy, Mexico, Malaysia, the
Netherlands, and the US. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The 2012 GCDC blew
2011’s results out of the water, so come help do the same this year.</div>
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<b><u>Statistics from previous GCDC events</u> </b></div>
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<b>2011</b> <br />
5,026 changes globally<br />
65 changes locally</div>
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<b>2012</b> <br />
8,251 changes globally<br />
65 changes locally</div>
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Notice how there was no increase locally last year? Do these
hardworking event coordinators a solid, and help make this year really shine. Third time's a charm, right? </div>
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<i>Sami Harvey is one of those self-righteous mothers who takes any chance she can get to post pictures of her kids on the internet. She is also a user of cloth diapers and recommends it to any one else who is frugal, earth-conscious, and has small children who refuse to use the toilet like a civilized human. She's also happy to answer any questions you have about cloth diapers, or to at least point you in the direction of someone who knows more than she does.</i></div>
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<![endif]-->Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474390575401626439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-14689444772218141792013-04-11T08:30:00.000-07:002013-04-11T08:30:03.225-07:00YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY OUTSIDE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!<i>by Adam Hurst</i><br />
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Hello! I'm Adam, and
I'm one of your new Effin' Memphis contributors! It will be my job to keep you all informed
about all the things to do in Memphis and the Mid-South that involve getting outside and
playing. Your Effin' Memphis Editor, who happens
to have known me for three decades and, FULL DISCLOSURE, is also my
brother, (*<i>cough</i>*unpaidnepotism!*<i>cough</i>*), has long maintained that I'd be most suited in a career
where, for whatever reason, someone gave me actual money to go outside and
play. Well, to an extent, I have found
that job and this here computer blergin' will be an extension of that. That's not to say that I won't ever delve
into a different topic that interests me, but mostly I'm gonna stick to what I
know best. You peoples can argue about
school mergers and basketballs, but I kinda cherish my role as the overgrown kid
of the bunch. I have always been
uniquely overqualified to fill this role.</div>
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You see,
Memphians love to talk about how there Isn't Shit To Do Here. And yes, it is a fact that Memphis has no
mountains, or beaches, or whitewater, or large lakes or an “agreeable
climate" of any kind, but to say there isn't anything good to do outside here is just lazy
and ignorant. Lazy, lazy, lazy. And so, so ignorant. AND, considering the fact that last year
Memphis was named the <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2012/may/08/memphis-tips-scales-as-fattest-city-in-country/" target="_blank">fattest city in the nation</a></span> -- no, congrats on that, everyone, really -- our problem clearly isn't an
overabundance of awareness about healthy activities available to us each
day. We take for granted that we sit on
two amazing rivers, each with its own history and culture surrounding it. And yes! You can paddle on them both! We have a burgeoning community of cyclists,
being constantly strengthened by increasing community awareness and support,
and by some of the awesome infrastructure and policy improvements our city
government is making. We have TONS of
youth and adult sports leagues, with a team and a place for every skill
level. We have <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://memphiskickball.com/#page=page-1" target="_blank">kickball</a></span>, <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://memphisbikepolo.com/" target="_blank">bike polo</a></span>, <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://www.memphish3.com/" target="_blank">hashers</a></span>, full & half marathons, <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://www.memphissoccer.com/" target="_blank">soccer</a></span>, <span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a href="http://cyclememphis.com/" target="_blank">CycleMemphis</a></span>,
countless clubs and conservation groups, and races of every flavor over
water, pavement and trails, by boat, by bike and on foot. There <i>is</i>, in fact, Shit To Do Here. So I'm going to do my best to highlight all
of that. Sooner or later there'll be
another tab up top that will tell you about area races, events, destinations and organizations that will help get you back outside and having fun like you
did when you were a kid.* So, I'll do my best to
keep that tab updated, and you'll start doing your best to get back out and
enjoy the world outside the walls you're so accustomed to these days. Deal?<br />
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if I miss something that you feel should be promoted, contact us at effinmemphis at gmail dot com! Want to know about some specific place or event around these parts? Want to ask an expert about outdoors gear or equipment? Want to hear about ways you can give back to the local conservation scene? LET US KNOW and we'll do what we can to get y'all squared away now, y'hear?<br />
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*ASIDE: American children aren't leading the lives we led growing up, by and large. Various <a href="http://www.edutopia.org/blog/less-computer-time-kids-maurice-elias" target="_blank">studies</a> have now suggested that on average, American kids experience about six to eight hours of “screen time” per day, engaged with either TV, video games, computers or mobile devices. The only thing they spend more time doing is sleeping...if they're even getting that.<br />
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<i>Adam Hurst didn't know when the above pictures were taken that one day a few years into the future, your Editor would reach his wits' end listening to the noises made by one of Adam's toy guns, grab it and break it over his knee and make him cry. That was really shitty of him. Your Editor does admit, though, that the above picture was completely staged, that he was on to his parents' adorable "look at the big mound of dirt! FUN!" ploys to convince the children to do manual labor from the very beginning, and that he took a shower as soon as humanly possible after said photo was taken.</i></div>
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Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07191167217260869239noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-43129980573748192812013-04-11T07:00:00.000-07:002013-04-11T07:00:11.624-07:00Liz Rincon: Why I've Chosen To Stay In Memphis<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>From time to time, we'll give space to people who live here and, for myriad reasons and with myriad opportunities to do otherwise, have stuck around. From time to time, we'll also be doing "exit interviews" with people who love Memphis but, for whatever reason, are leaving, SO THAT WE MAY BOO AND HISS AT THEM ON THE WAY OUT. No, just kidding. But when people leave, we want to hear from them too. Liz Rincon has lived here long enough to call herself a default native, and has become a familiar face both in politics and the nonprofit world. She's run campaigns all over the country, and she's had ample opportunity to pick and leave. Instead, she just started her own political/nonprofit consulting firm in Cooper-Young. Here, she explains why she's sticking around.</i><br />
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<i>by Liz Rincon</i><br />
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Memphis has always been a weird, artistic and somewhat complicated city. Maybe this is why I fell in love with it so many years ago. It was on a field trip with my 4th grade class in 1990 when I first visited the "Bluff City," a trip which would change my life. At the time I had no idea that only a few short years later, I would officially call Memphis my home.<br />
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That short class trip from Northwest Arkansas was designed to teach the students about the American musical legacy born out of Memphis. I remember coming across the Hernando Desoto Bridge and seeing the Memphis skyline and it took my breath away. To this day, I do not believe that anyone else on that trip had the same reaction. As soon as we checked into our hotel rooms, I was the first one unpacked and ready to explore this place. I came home to tell my parents what an amazing trip it had been, and that one day I planned on moving to Memphis. I told them about Beale Street (back then, kids could walk it at night), the Mud Island River Museum and all the interesting people that I ended up talking to on the street. I am sure that my mother was not too thrilled about the talking to strangers part. Regardless, the people that I met then were some of the most fascinating folks I had ever had the privilege to talk to. Memphis had a dark but intriguing quality about it that has stuck with me since my feet hit the bluff. Darkness is not necessarily a bad thing; it can fuel imagination and drive. Where do you think the Blues comes from?<br />
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A few years later my mother sat me down at the dining room table to tell me that my dad had been offered a job in Memphis. It had been some time since I came home from that class trip and she was worried that I would not handle the news too well. I looked at her and started to jump up and down. Yes! We were moving to my hometown!<br />
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Twenty-one years later, I am lucky that I have been able to make a career for myself here. I have heard for years and years, "get out and make something of yourself" as if moving away is some sort of badge of honor. While it is true that I am a political strategist and have lived all over this great nation working on campaigns, I have managed to keep my home here the entire time. I've worked in amazing cities that have a lot to offer. Chicago with its progressive communities, artistic flair, amazing food and, of course, the Cubs. Pittsburgh with its grit, its weird Steeler Sunday traditions and rich labor history. I've been lucky to work in these and other cities, but strangely enough, working in those cities also solidified my love of Memphis. Whenever I would come home after a campaign, I would throw myself into Memphis culture. BBQ, music, going to Overton Park or just having a good glass of wine on a patio with friends. This is a city that gets in you and does not let go. I consider it a badge of honor that I am here, that I did <i>not</i> leave.<br />
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I have worked twenty-two campaigns, been the executive director of a national nonprofit, worked on Capitol Hill and lobbied on many different organizations' behalf. I am honored to take all that experience and start my own political strategy firm based right here in Memphis. We are a Memphis-centric firm that works with organizations to improve the quality of our city, to encourage people to make their home here and to then invest back into the community. Our candidates for office want to see Memphis improve and move forward, our clients are invested in the city and my team is committed to staying here to make Memphis work. I look forward to contributing to Effin' Memphis, because Memphis is weird and so am I.<br />
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And dammit, I wouldn't have it any other way.<br />
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<i>Liz Rincon is also a Midtown mom, and her three year-old daughter has started to pick up Liz's catchphrase, which is "Make it happen!" Like the Facebook page for Liz's new firm, Elizabeth Rincon and Associates, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/ELizabethRinconAndAssociates?ref=ts&fref=ts">right here</a>.</i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-11467994582826489752013-04-09T15:06:00.002-07:002013-04-09T15:06:45.776-07:00DAN SAVAGE And Effin' Memphis, Together At Last! (Exclusive Interviews!)Hey everybody, Evan here. In case you didn't know, world-renowned sex-advice-giver and creator of the <a href="http://www.itgetsbetter.org/">It Gets Better</a> project for LGBT youth, will be speaking <b>tonight</b> at the University of Memphis. Rose Theatre. 7 PM.<br />
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Dan and I had lunch today at the wonderful <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rizzos-Diner/144431242309159?fref=ts">Rizzo's Diner</a>, and afterward we had a little talk about the It Gets Better project, what it's like to be a gay kid in 2013, what it takes to take a city like Memphis to the next level and also, some weird part about <i>50 Shades of Grey</i> at the end.<br />
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Watch, share and allathat, and then show up in a couple hours at the University of Memphis!<br />
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And we're still learning the lessons.<br />
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Sometimes you see a piece of journalism so masterful and beautiful that you simply want to let it stand on its own. Marc Perrusquia's gorgeous photo essay in today's <i>Commercial Appeal</i>, <a href="http://media.commercialappeal.com/mlk/">“Leading Up To six:01 - Martin Luther King, Jr.: The Last 32 Hours”</a> is just that. Please take a few minutes to read the story, whether you know it like the back of your hand or there are details missing in your conception of what happened on April 4, 1968. Sometimes I feel like this city's history is always in the air -- other times I feel like many of us do our best to ignore it, or worse, are apathetic to it.<br />
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In my day job, I'm the Associate Director of a national gay rights organization called Truth Wins Out, and I <a href="http://www.truthwinsout.org/opinion/2013/04/34240/">wrote</a> about this day there a little bit earlier, ending my piece with these words:<br />
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We all have a responsibility to each other to listen, to understand, to tell others the stories, to ensure that we have each others’ backs when it comes to eradicating all injustice. </blockquote>
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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would demand nothing less.
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I think the entire city of Memphis would benefit from doing just that. Learn the stories, remember the stories, tell the stories, and move forward together.
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-60967365951834108432013-03-27T09:33:00.001-07:002013-03-27T09:47:55.553-07:00Drinkin' For A Cause!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey, Memphis! So, we are finally getting around to building our <a href="http://effinmemphis.blogspot.com/p/best-ways-for-you-to-help-other-people.html">Ways to GIVE BACK</a> section, which will highlight everything from drinky social events where your money will go to great causes, to events where you'll actually get your hands dirty doing the work of giving back to people in need in this city.<br />
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For the moment, though, here are three really low impact things you can do both tomorrow night and Friday, all of which benefit great organizations and assets to our community. Show up at one of these!<br />
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<b>Thursday, March 28 </b><br />
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<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/262896300512801/?ref=2">Pop-Up Happy Hour</a> for <a href="http://www.friendsforlifecorp.org/">Friends for Life</a> at <b>Local on the Square</b> (2126 Madison Avenue). Stop by Local at 5:30 and have a cocktail or three, while supporting and learning more about the important work of Friends for Life!<br />
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<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/352793188169217/?ref=2&suggestsessionid=e2cf6fc036e7961d50498f2252db8407">Party For The Park</a>! 6:00 at the <b>Shelby Farms Park</b> (500 North Pine Lake Drive). $15 cover gets you food, drink, dessert from YoLo and a DJ, all going to help support the great local resource that is the Shelby Farms Park!<br />
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<b>Friday, March 29</b><br />
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Lend a hand to start an anti-domestic violence fund at the Memphis Gay & Lesbian Community Center by showing up at <b>Spectrum</b> (616 Marshall) at 7:30 PM. Performances and important messages from community leaders and the Memphis Police Department for a mere $5 donation! More info <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/425813770833817/?ref=2">here</a>.
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Start checking the "giving back" tab above on a regular basis for fun new ways to be a part of the solution to the many problems facing Memphis. Sometimes all it takes is a little forethought. For instance, if you were planning to do Happy Hour tomorrow night anyway, now you know that if you do it at Local on the Square, it'll help people!
OMG ISN'T THAT EASY?<br />
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To get your event listed, e-mail us at effinmemphis at gmail dot com or shoot us a note on our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/EffinMemphis">Facebook page</a>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-19087726981168362312013-03-26T12:30:00.001-07:002013-03-26T12:47:44.644-07:00Finally, A Fuzzy Face Hair Group For A Good Cause!<i>by Sami Harvey</i><br />
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Nothing screams <i><b>masculinity</b></i>! more than having a plot of furry real estate on your face. From Zeus’ colossal beard to Mark Twain’s burly mustache, historically speaking, the facial hair absolutely makes the man. And you know what else beards make? They make the ladies go cuh-razy.<br />
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So if you’ve been looking to increase your manliness and decrease your loneliness, wallow in your woes no longer. I have found your solution. Allow me to introduce you to the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Memphis-Beard-League/120061224849479?fref=ts">Memphis Beard League</a>.
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The new and exciting brainchild of David Renfro and Brian Ellsworth, the Memphis Beard League is a start-up on a mission. Specifically, a mission to “unite the sheer awesomeness of beard-dom.”
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To do this, they’re developing a line of merchandise and hosting a multitude of local events such as beard and ‘stache competitions. And because these bearded fellows are such nice guys, they’re even going to donate the proceeds to non-profits like <a href="http://memphismetro.younglife.org/Pages/default.aspx">Memphis Young Life</a>, an organization devoted to getting kids going on the right path.
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Join Memphis Beard League on Facebook to share and compare facial hair with other enthusiasts, and to stay up to date on all the fuzzy going-ons in the 901.<br />
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In summary: more fuzz, more friends, more ladies, more fun.
Toss your razor, invest in some plaid, and get yourself bearded.<br />
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<i>Sami Harvey clearly drew that beard on her child's face with a magic marker or something. Sidenote: Your editor really likes his men bearded, so we all endorse this wholeheartedly.</i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474390575401626439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-71192268271277766202013-03-22T13:21:00.002-07:002013-03-22T13:22:39.937-07:00Your Weekend In Music Includes Star & MiceySeriously, folks. It's time to stop taking hometown heroes <a href="https://www.facebook.com/starandmicey?ref=ts&fref=ts">Star & Micey</a> for granted (NOT THAT YOU WERE) but your Effin' Memphis reads all the big music blogs and websites and reads the tea leaves, and Star & Micey is getting really big, like, on a national level. This is a good time for you to go cheer them on and soak up their success with them.<br />
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Besides, the music they're making right now really kicks ass.<br />
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<b>TONIGHT. 8 PM. 1884 LOUNGE @ MINGLEWOOD HALL.</b><br />
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Go!<br />
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If you haven't heard what they're doing lately, well, listen:<br />
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Seriously. Are you KIDDING me? Fucking fantastic.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-55347831272361146832013-03-21T13:25:00.002-07:002013-03-21T13:28:54.492-07:00Rocking, romping, and not at all sucking <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>By Sami Harvey</i><br />
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Parents, now that Spring Break has come and gone, the inevitable is approaching: <i>summer vacation</i>. The weather is
getting nicer, the days are getting longer, and it’s nearing the time when you have to leave the comfortable cocoon
of home and venture into public with your kids again. Every year, it gets
harder and harder to find new places that your kids can enjoy and that don’t totally
suck for you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The zoo gets so
crowded, the museums never change, and Chuck E. Cheese has a one-beer max. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Really, Chuck?! Come on. I need at <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">least</b> two beers before I’m any good at
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Enter: Rock and Romp.
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If you don’t know about <a href="https://www.facebook.com/MemphisRocknRomp">Rock-N-Romp,</a> your family’s lives
have seriously been lacking in good times. Since 2006, the fine folks at
Memphis’ Rock-N-Romp have been organizing fun-for-the-family events, featuring
live music at a kid-friendly volume, activities for the kiddos, snacks, and
most importantly of all…beer. AND you can have more than one. For a $5
donation per grown up, your herd of children can frolic and dance to their
hearts’ content while you spend the afternoon enjoying a couple of brews and
listening to some good music. It can’t get any better than that, am I right?</div>
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The 2013 RNR season kicks off <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/323523994436718/">April 13 on Mud Island from 2-5</a>.
Confirmed musical guests include the Jeremy Shrader Hot Five, the Memphis
Grizzlies Drum Line, Jeff Hulett’s One Man Band, and the Wuvbirds. Bluff City
Brewers is in charge of beer, and Central BBQ and Tom’s Tiny Kitchen Pimento
Cheese have oh-so-generously donated catering while supplies last. Don’t be a
jerk––only go through the line once! People <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">will</i>
notice and they <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">will</i> talk bad about
you to their friends. You don’t be that guy. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>…I digress. For more information about Rock-N-Romp, <a href="http://memphisrocknromp.blogspot.com/">click here</a>. </div>
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You should also be sure to check out the <a href="http://memphisrocknromp.blogspot.com/2013/03/camp-2013.html">Rock-N-Romp Camp.</a>
Kids between 1<sup>st</sup> and 7<sup>th</sup> grade are invited to kick it
with RNR the week of June 3 from 8:30-5:30 and then perform in a showcase after
the camp finale. It’s only $200 a kid and it’ll give you a week long reprieve
from your little angels. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover that your child
is a musical prodigy who will make you millions! </div>
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April 13: Mud Island</div>
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May 19 (Sunday): Rhodes College</div>
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June 3-7: camp at Rozelle Elementary</div>
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<i>Sami Harvey likes being a mom, and also she likes beer. Quite frankly this post will probably save at least eight young parents from accidentally succumbing to complete insanity. YOU'RE WELCOME, MEMPHIS.</i></div>
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<i>This is the first in a series of posts that seek to start a discussion about where Memphis is in the year 2013, what we can do to make this place an amazing place to live in people's minds, and how best to get involved, give back and generally be a part of the solution, as opposed to complaining. Memphians from all fields and walks of life, who both love this city and understand the concept of thinking outside the box, will contribute in this space, and if you feel like you have something to say in your area of expertise, please get in touch at effinmemphis at gmail dot com. - Ed.</i><br />
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<i>by Anna Ellis</i><br />
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Have you ever been in a restaurant, or maybe a house party, and you hear the phrase, “Memphis is just dead….or dying?" Haters. You can spot them so easily from this one small statement. In particular, I hear a lot of people talk about all the abandoned buildings around town; one of my friends on the Book of Faces has a virtual photo album dedicated to the sole purpose of documenting the economic devastation which has wreaked havoc on the commercial building industry in Memphis (<i>i.e.</i> mounds of abandoned buildings). These Negative Nancies love to point out what's <i>wrong</i> with the city, what is <i>not</i> going on, what we <i>lack</i>.
This is me taking a stand. This is me saying, “Get wise to the new game, ya haters, you!”<br />
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I suppose, to lay out the parameters of the new game one must give a brief summary of the old game. And by “game” we are talking commercial/public development, by the way. So, the old game: a chaotic collage of developers and investors throwing together piecemeal business plans, finding spaces and building without the end user turn-over in mind. In other words, no consideration of wise urban planning. Urban planning has been around for centuries, with Florence being the first well planned urban development. Many cities, such as Paris, Lisbon and Chandigarh have employed urban planning techniques which promote civic engagement.<br />
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Memphis always has been a bit behind the curve, but that’s part of the charm, isn’t it? There was no entity at the founding of our city which fostered collaboration between the developer, government, end user and public.
Until recently, the old game was stagnant and well ingrained into the practices of the building industry. But a few key elements have come into play within the past five to ten years which have made the old game out of date, and almost impossible to play. Around the late 1990’s, Memphians started that dreaded “first step": <i>admitting there is a problem</i>. Three key entities have been put into place since then, for the purpose of administratively steering the course of design in a new direction.
Below are descriptions of the new-ishly appointed commissions, taken from the <a href="http://memphistn.gov/">memphistn.gov</a> website (<i>which seems to be down this morning, which is not our problem. - Ed.</i>):<br />
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<li>“The Center City Development Corporation was chartered by the City of Memphis, Shelby County, and the State of Tennessee to promote redevelopment and combat the deterioration in the Central Business Improvement District (CBID). Additionally, the CCDC acts to expand employment opportunities, increase personal income, establish and finance business ventures, coordinate governmental planning, promote housing development, and promote the common good and general welfare of the Center City.”</li>
<li>“The Design Review Board serves to make recommendations regarding regulations with respect to signs and other public and private improvements within the Central Business Improvement District (CBID). The DRB is also charged with developing and implementing the CBID sign ordinance.” </li>
<li>“On April 29, 1998, the Tennessee General Assembly enacted the Community Redevelopment Act of 1998. This enabling legislation gave Memphis and Shelby County the exclusive authority to establish a Community Redevelopment Agency with all of the powers necessary to plan, finance and implement major redevelopment projects. The Memphis and Shelby County Community Redevelopment Agency (CRA) was established by the Memphis City Council and Shelby County Board of Commissioners by in 2000. The CRA was established for the purpose of improving the quality of life through the prevention and elimination of slum and blight and providing affordable housing for low to moderate-income families within Memphis and Shelby County. The CRA is the only joint City and County entity authorized to finance and implement major redevelopment activities. The Memphis and Shelby County Division of Planning and Development serve as the Staff to the CRA Board of Directors, which is composed of seven members, appointed by the City and County Mayors.” </li>
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These three administrative bodies seek to promote community collaboration with the developer. I have personally have sat through meetings at the Design Review Board in which the developer, the end user and members from the community “hashed it out”. The new goal is to give everyone a fair say, and to work together to come up with the very best possible outcome. This transparency and collaboration are just as contagious as the negativity in the past has been and this is the foundational slab of the "new game" for urban planning in Memphis. The new game is collaborative, communal and comprehensive. All over Memphis I see building projects in which this style of development was applied successfully. Below is a list of projects which have all played by the rules of the new game:<br />
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<li><a href="http://www.shelbyfarmspark.org/woodlanddiscoveryplayground">Shelby Farms Woodland Discovery Playground </a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.memphis.edu/fedex/index.php">FedEx Institute of Technology</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://memphis.about.com/od/outdooractivities/ss/cancersurvivors.htm">Cancer Survivors Park, Audubon Park</a> </li>
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<li><a href="http://www.levittshell.org/">The Levitt Shell, Overton Park</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.memphishabitat.com/habitatgoesuptown">Uptown Habitat for Humanity communities</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.broadavearts.com/">Broad Avenue</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.memphisriverfront.com/projects/beale-street-landing">The Beale Street Landing</a></li>
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Not only were these projects designed, administered and built collaboratively, but the spaces <i>themselves</i> lend to more community collaboration. Many events at each of these spaces listed host free events for the community that in some way promote more community support and collaboration, which contribute to Memphians truly taking ownership of the city in which we all live, making life better for all of us.<br />
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To remember the new game, haters, stick with the three C’s. If it is Collaborative, if it’s Communal and if it is Comprehensive – it’s a product of the new game plan, and <i>you</i> should get involved. It sure beats posting pictures of abandoned buildings on Facebook.<br />
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<i>Anna Ellis is a Memphis interior designer and finance guru of some sort. She makes really good roasted stuffed squash, or whatever that was a few weeks ago. I'm sure the recipe had a fancier name.</i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-43017862863143963812013-03-14T07:33:00.000-07:002013-03-14T07:41:33.176-07:00Remembering Di Anne Price<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We have lost a musical legend, and one of Memphis's greatest treasures. Over the coming days, many, many people from all walks of life in Memphis will be telling their stories of how Di Anne Price affected their lives over the decades. This is mine.<br />
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Di Anne Price was a brilliant pianist, singer and, most of all, as she would step in and assert right now, <i>storyteller</i>. But more than that, she was a friend, to me and so many other people. Indeed, for a lot of people, especially a large group of people who she referred to as her "babies," who spent countless hours sitting at her piano, she was sort of a second mama figure. When you walked into her lounge at Mollie Fontaine, <i>especially</i> if it had been more than a week or two since she'd seen you last, she immediately would light up, invite you over next to her (without missing a beat in whatever she was playing, mind you), and utter those words that so many of us hear echoing through our heads right now: "<i>Tell me everything!</i>" And I did, and we did, and so many people did. She was a confidant in those times I would walk her to her car after she was done playing or when we'd talk on the phone on Sunday afternoons, but at least seventy-five percent of the time, we were just shooting the shit. She worked so hard, and by the end of her nights at Mollie's, after having played all day, all over the city, you knew she just needed to go home and relax, but Di Anne cared so damn much about every person she knew. She was a voice of loving support, but she also did not hesitate to call one out on one's bullshit. This is a trait I valued in her. She was a great person to giggle with, to celebrate with, and if you needed it, a great shoulder to cry on.<br />
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She held a space for so many people that went far beyond being out at a bar listening to music. She excelled in that department, of course, but for me and many people I know, going too long without visiting Di Anne's piano was something akin to needing to refuel your tank. "We need some Di Anne time." And whether it was one of those nights when it just wasn't Her Crowd (those morons...) or one of those nights when she played many hours past her normal time, those nights when "church" would happen -- if you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about -- it was always a blessing for those gathered around that piano.<br />
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If you know me personally, you know that my Real Passion In Life is as a pianist and singer and songwriter, and I learned a hell of a lot from watching Di Anne. In fact, she snapped at me one time because I was watching her hands while she played.<br />
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"Get your OWN style!"<br />
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"I HAVE my own style, but I love to watch the way you do it!"<br />
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I did pick up a few of her tricks, whether she likes it or not.<br />
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The piano was truly an extension of her body, and while a lot of players can carry on light conversation while playing, Di Anne could perform pianistic acrobatics [her technique was <i>impeccable</i>] while having an animated conversation with five people, turning to be introduced to a new person whose name she would never forget, and when she would start singing again, she'd land in the exact place where she left off before, as if nothing had happened. In short, she was a pro.<br />
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I learned other things from her, too. Di Anne wasn't kidding when she said she was a storyteller. The greatest singers, I believe, are storytellers, and she had stories to tell both behind and away from the piano. Di Anne was <i>there</i> at the height of the Civil Rights Movement. She told me the real stories of what was going on during those days, and what really brought Dr. King to Memphis. Apparently, as I found out, it's not taught very well in our suburban public and private schools. In sharing her stories, she helped to make <i>me</i> a better Memphian, and in sharing her wisdom, she pushed me to allow myself to work toward my own musical dreams. And when those conversations were happening, you didn't want to miss a word.<br />
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I'm going to miss her so much. Over the last several years, she has been there for me when times were wonderful and when times were heartwrenchingly bad.<br />
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About eight months ago, I was about to walk out the front door of Mollie's and she looked at me from the piano, stopped singing and said into the microphone, with a strangely knowing look on her face, "Even though it will be sad when we have to go away, we know we will always remember the good times, won't we?" Yes, Di Anne. Yes, we will.<br />
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So long, friend.<br />
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<i>Evan Hurst</i><br />
<i>Editor, Effin' Memphis</i><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726035337010500396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2624944658870997808.post-67397744426623952122013-03-13T07:55:00.001-07:002013-03-13T07:55:40.155-07:00LUVGLO: For people who like good causes, and also slathering their bodies with glow paintHello, Memphis. On April 26, you are going to a huge party for an amazing cause. First you will go to Trolley Night in South Main, and then you will stick around for <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/139955082833511/?fref=ts">LUVGLO</a>:<br />
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Who or what is a LUVGLO? If you've heard of LUVMUD, it's part of the same organization, except that this time, you won't be doing an obstacle course and getting all muddy like the little kid you are, but instead will be running a 5K at night in Downtown Memphis covered head to toe in glow paint. Maybe you are sitting here saying "sign me up!" If so, click the clicky above and follow some links and you'll be there. Registration prices go up on March 15, so act now!</div>
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But maybe you are sitting there saying, "Meh, I do not use my feet for running, I am not interested in these goings-on." Hi, Memphis, at what point did you <i>ever</i> pass up an opportunity to drink for a good cause? The weather will be nice and you can still paint yourself and have fun and enjoy the entertainment and cheer on the runners and whatnot.</div>
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But maybe you are sitting there saying, "Meh, I paint my body by myself at home, and then I have snax and cry for a little while." Well, it's for a really good cause. You need to read <a href="http://www.memphisconnect.com/memphis-living30795">this whole article</a> [I'll wait], but just to give you the gist:</div>
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“I had a family with a sick daughter,” said Mark Horrocks, who founded Habitat for Hope in 2005, after relocating to Memphis from Florida in 2003, while his daughter underwent treatment for stage IIIA Malignant Melanoma. “Here, we came in contact with families in similar situations, families from other places that were in Memphis for the hospitals.”<br />
Horrocks and his wife Mylissa chose to stay in Memphis after their daughter’s cancer was defeated, devoting themselves to helping families in similar situations.<br />
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Today, Habitat for Hope operates a fifty acre ranch in Millington, where they provide housing, food, gathering space and activities to families who need it. They also have two apartments downtown, kept for the same purpose. Outside of the Mid-South, they work with sixteen hospitals across the U.S., connecting people in need with the resources required to see their children through the long stretches of treatment required for many serious illnesses.</blockquote>
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Um, yes, that is a really, really important cause, and all you have to do is act a fool and paint yourself and SPREAD THE WORD. Look for an interview with Mark in these pages in the coming weeks, tell your friends and show up for LUVGLO!<br />
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Need more convincing? Here, take it from Adam Hurst, pictured above, who happens to be your Effin' Memphis's brother [we take kindly to nepotism around here]:<br />
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I'm doing it because there's no other race like it anywhere near Memphis, it's big time fun, and it benefits families who are struggling with one of the hardest things they could ever have to face.
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SOLD. He also points out that, since it's in South Main and everything, it's automatically cooler than races that don't happen in fun places. He would also like everyone to know that he is very strong, and also "hey, ladies." No, just kidding. His amazing girlfriend might have a problem with that.
Anyway, leaving you with this video of the <i>last</i> LUVGLO event. April 26! Be there! Effin' Memphis will be there with bells on, by which we probably mean two-fisting shots of Fireball.<br />
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