Finally, A Fuzzy Face Hair Group For A Good Cause!

by Sami Harvey

Nothing screams masculinity! more than having a plot of furry real estate on your face. From Zeus’ colossal beard to Mark Twain’s burly mustache, historically speaking, the facial hair absolutely makes the man. And you know what else beards make? They make the ladies go cuh-razy.

So if you’ve been looking to increase your manliness and decrease your loneliness, wallow in your woes no longer. I have found your solution. Allow me to introduce you to the Memphis Beard League.

The new and exciting brainchild of David Renfro and Brian Ellsworth, the Memphis Beard League is a start-up on a mission. Specifically, a mission to “unite the sheer awesomeness of beard-dom.”

David Renfro and Brian Ellsworth are the beaded brains behind the League.

To do this, they’re developing a line of merchandise and hosting a multitude of local events such as beard and ‘stache competitions. And because these bearded fellows are such nice guys, they’re even going to donate the proceeds to non-profits like Memphis Young Life, an organization devoted to getting kids going on the right path.

This mother and daughter are clearly not on the right path. 

Join Memphis Beard League on Facebook to share and compare facial hair with other enthusiasts, and to stay up to date on all the fuzzy going-ons in the 901.

In summary: more fuzz, more friends, more ladies, more fun. Toss your razor, invest in some plaid, and get yourself bearded.

Sami Harvey clearly drew that beard on her child's face with a magic marker or something. Sidenote: Your editor really likes his men bearded, so we all endorse this wholeheartedly.