Thursday, February 28, 2013

WHOA HEY HERE'S THE MUSIC FEST LINE-UP

Good afternoon, weirdos, here is your Beale Street Music Festival line-up. I will have a Spotify playlist of the best stuff that is coming, in my esteemed opinion, later on today or tomorrow or maybe next week, stop pressuring me. [click to embiggen, as usual.]


Or, in handy list form:

The Black Keys - Alice in Chains - Bassnectar - Daryl Hall & John Oates - Flaming Lips - Phoenix - The Smashing Pumpkins - ZZ Top - The Black Crowes - The Roots - Sheryl Crow - Gary Clark Jr. - Dwight Yoakam - Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Public Enemy - Three Days Grace - Gavin Degraw - The Wallflowers - Big Boi - Deftones - Jerry Lee Lewis - Patti Smith - Porter Robinson - Mavis Staples - AWOLNATION - Papa Roach - MiM0SA - Gov’t Mule - The Joy Formidable - Lucero - Cracker - Yngwie Malmsteen - Charles Bradley - Al Kapone - Deer Tick - Vintage Trouble - Jake Bugg - Coco Montoya - Louise Hoffsten - Davy Knowles - Sonny Burgess and the Legendary Pacers - Shannon McNally - Pickwick - Zac Harmon - The Slide Brothers - Star and Micey - Ronnie Baker Brooks - River City Tanlines - Heritage Blues Orchestra - James SuperChikan Johnson - Jimbo Mathus & The Tri-State Coalition - Royal Southern Brotherhood - Will Tucker - Don Trip - Heartless Bastards - Kenny Brown - Brandon Bailey - Marcus James & Kinney Kimbrough - Matt Isbell - Barbara Blue - Kingston Springs - Brad Webb - Blind Mississippi Morris - Fuzzy Jeffries & the Kings of Memphis

So, what do you all think?! I can tell you right now that Effin' Memphis will do everything possible to attend all the musical performances in bold, with a heavy emphasis on the Deer Tick and the Patti Smith parts. As I said, stay tuned for later, when I'll have a handy Spotify playlist of the best of this year's line-up, and also look for another post about the amazing next few weeks of live music in Memphis.



Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Welcome to Memphis, Birthplace Of Tacky Signage?

ACTION ALERT: The point of Effin' Memphis (or one of them, anyway), is to start mobilizing people to action in ways large and small, for the purpose of giving back to the city and making it a better place. Well, here is one place you can show up to make your voice heard.

When? 4:00 PM next Wednesday, March 6.

Where? The Downtown Review Board meeting at the Downtown Memphis Commission at 114 North Main.

What ghastly thing are we trying to prevent? Here is a rendering, via The Commercial Appeal, of the signage that Bass Pro Shops would like to stick on all sides of the Pyramid.


Noooooooooooo. Won't somebody please think of the children? The ones in Harbor Town? 

Bass Pro Shops wants eye-popping oval logo signs 90-foot-wide by 66-foot-high on each face of the 32-story Pyramid.  
Looming along the Interstate 40 gateway into Memphis, the big signs featuring a jumping largemouth bass logo would likely draw motorists’ attention from the other smaller outdoor billboards long in place and signs atop the office towers lining the Downtown riverfront.  
“Wow,” said architect Chooch Pickard upon seeing drawings of the signs for the first time. He called them “inappropriate in Downtown Memphis along the river.” 

"Wow," said the architect. Even better, the proposed signs are backlit, which means that everyone who lives in the area will be able to see our new Great Sphinx, in the form of a shining large-mouthed bass, glowing on their walls at night while they're trying to sleep.

So there you go. Show up at that meeting and make your voice heard.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Kroc Center Grand Opening Features Musical Performances, Implicit Anti-Gay Bigotry

It's fun for the whole family, as long as your family doesn't include at least one LGBT person! And really, if you have a family that you remotely keep up with, your family has at least one LGBT person! (If you think it doesn't, they're probably hiding it, and you're the problem.)

So yeah, right next to Memphis's gayest neighborhood (you know, the one that actually makes national lists for good reasons) at the dilapidated, ugly fairgrounds, the Salvation Army Kroc Center is opening this weekend:


Kroc Center, the Salvation Army’s 104,211-square-foot super community hub, debuts this weekend with an open house and official dedication. A wide variety of attractions, entertainment and demonstrations will run throughout the day Saturday as befits the $31 million project that will offer sporting and fitness facilities, a three-story “Challenge Area,” theater and art programs, music education, and a performing arts center and banquet hall, both seating 300. 

Neat. They will have all of these things, and musical performances and all that shit, and you can rest assured that any money you spend there will likely find its way to trickling down and hurting an LGBT person in some way or another. In case this is all news to you, here's a handy video detailing the Salvation Army's anti-gay activities over the years:



Memphis...

One day you'll have actual nice things, as opposed to things that are sort of nice if you hold your nose the whole time. At least it's outside the Parkways.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

A Match Made At The Wal-Mart

Hello, Memphis, what are you doing? Oh, you're just seeing somebody really sexy and failing to muster up the courage to talk to them at the Wal-Mart, and then posting a "Missed Connection" on Craigslist in order to fulfill your lifelong fantasy of getting it on with a greeter? Well, then, you are like pretty much most of the South, according to this map which shows, state by state, where most of the failing to connect happens:


Take THAT, California. We don't need no stinkin' 24-Hour Fitness.

At least we're not Oklahoma, though. The state fair? Really? Is that pretty much all they do in Oklahoma?

And can we please all agree that we really don't want to know what's going on in Indiana, that the most likely place a person sees a "missed connection" is at home?

[h/t Joe My God]

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Stop Being Such Sad-Sack Tweeters, Memphis

Buncha sad-sack whiners, that's what you are.
Memphis made another list! We all know how exciting that is, because Memphis does really well on lists, in areas like "fattest" and "biggest shithole" and stuff like that. It really helps our self-esteem when we are on a list! So this study out of Vermont analyzed ten million tweets, from the Twitter Machine, all across America, and found that Memphis is one of the saddest Twitter-Twatter cities in the country, and also that you all fucking cuss a lot:


They also found that the Bible belt stretching across the American south and into Texas was less happy than the west or New England. The saddest town of the 373 urban areas studied was Beaumont in east Texas. The happiest was Napa, California, home of many drunk people wine makers. The only town among the 15 saddest that was not in the south or Rust Belt was Waterbury, Connecticut.

The writer at The Atlantic takes issue with some of the methodology, but quite frankly, I'm looking at the list of happiest and saddest cities and the company Memphis is keeping is pretty bleak indeed. So maybe clean up your filthy ass mouths and attempt to say something about butterflies or pie once in a while, you guys?

BONNAROO!

I suppose this doesn't fall into the category of "live music in Memphis," but I don't care, because Björk is coming to Bonnaroo. Now, your Effin' Memphis is aware that he is Old Now and probably doesn't want to deal with the crowds and oh god, the smelly people, and the "ugh," and the whatnot, and the constant complaining he would end up doing if he actually decided to go to Bonnaroo, but Björk is coming to Bonnaroo.

The festival is in Manchester, Tennessee and runs from June 13-16. Here is the full line-up [click to embiggen]:


We are also excited about Wilco, Pretty Lights, The National, The Lumineers, David Byrne & St. Vincent, beach House, Cat Power, Jim James, Gaslight Anthem, Sam Bush & Del McCoury, Foals, Dirty Projectors, Matt & Kim and SO MANY MORE. If you've skipped Bonnaroo the past few years, this line-up is worth giving all of the "ugh" another shot.

How To Win LGBT Equality -- Even In Red States

Editor's note: This piece was written in longer form by an equality activist from Pennsylvania named Adrian Shanker. I've edited it down to column length, but it floats some important themes related to ALL progressive struggles in red states like Tennessee, and illuminates the importance of not getting so focused on our pet issues that we forget to work with allies on causes across the board, as it strengthens our entire progressive voice. So regardless of whether LGBT equality is your top issue, take a gander, because this applies to immigrant rights, women's rights, poverty, institutionalized racism and pretty much every other thing that progressives care about. Many of the strategies herein are along the same lines of those employed by great local organizations like the Tennessee Equality Project.

by Adrian Shanker

The path toward victory for full, national, LGBT equality could not be clearer. National leaders know that in order to win nationwide, they need to start winning where it is less popular. That means changing how we fight for equality so we can win in less convenient places. It’s easier to fight for equality while swimming through deep blue waters, but for those of us who have chosen to fight for equality in the purple or red states, we have a bigger challenge, but also a bigger reward. When we win in "inconvenient" places, it confirms that we are winning the struggle nationwide.

For allies in the progressive movement who desperately want to expand civil rights to their LGBT constituents, the challenges are the same. Without the coalitions in place to support equality, and without public support in the places they represent, it is a challenge and a political risk for an elected official to lead on equality if the campaign is not winnable. As progressives in moderate or conservative states, we need to focus where we can win, because we know we can’t win everything. At the same time, civil rights for the LGBT community cannot wait indefinitely. There is a balance that needs to be reached. If the LGBT community can work with the progressive community to build alliances while simultaneously educating the community at-large about our issues, then we can build public support as well as political clout with our allies.

This means that LGBT activists need to multi-task. On one hand, continue building public support and broader coalitions for equality issues, and on the other, find an LGBT angle on issues that are coming to a head either more quickly or simultaneously. We need to continue building support for non-discrimination and relationship recognition – but with the understanding that when our issues may not be ready for a vote,  assisting our allies in their efforts to pass progressive legislation on their issues creates a win-win situation for all.

Doing this doesn’t mean taking a back seat, but rather (at times) taking the passenger seat. It means that the LGBT community will be fighting side-by-side with our progressive allies to win crucial reforms in moderate and conservative states. To be sure, not every issue is one in which it is appropriate for the LGBT community to engage itself. But for those of us who believe in intersectionality, that our struggles between communities are intrinsically linked, we know that by working together with our progressive allies, we are making our states more equal for all of us. And we can be sure that our allies will work just as hard when our issues are at the forefront.

With what seems like a rushing tide of LGBT victories nationwide, it can be hard to understand why we won't yet win on certain LGBT issues in certain places. The cultural context in which I was raised makes it difficult for me to understand people who don’t believe that every person is due equal access to opportunity. But we should remember that activists in deep blue states did not just wake up and win equality; they worked for years supporting progressive legislation tangentially related to LGBT equality, but more directly to the progressive movement. The same strategy is needed in purple and red states today.

I chose to live in and fight for equality in Pennsylvania because winning here is harder than in a sea of deep blue. But winning here also means changing how we communicate our issues. It requires using different messages, different tactics, and in some cases, even different spokespersons. The reality is that the path from now to marriage equality is long (Ed: Maybe. We'll see what SCOTUS does.), and the fact that New York and Maryland have done it does not mean that our legislature will move any faster. (Ed: Or that Tennessee's legislature won't do everything in its power to move us backward.] In Pennsylvania, much like a majority of southern and western states, we lack all forms of LGBT equality and yet, I feel that we are winning. It’s true that a statewide victory has not yet been within reach, but we have worked diligently to advance equality in an effective way despite the lack of state-level legislative success.

Our success in advancing equality has been possible due to one primary strategy: building political clout within the larger context of the progressive community.

In Pennsylvania, in the past years, we knew we weren’t going to get a statewide non-discrimination law pushed through the legislature, so we hunkered down and passed more than a dozen municipal ordinances. We knew we weren’t going to get a marriage equality law through the legislature, so we approached Mayors of cities large and small and asked them to endorse marriage equality. Both of these tactics worked in our favor because both dramatically increased public opinion for our issues and created a farm team of local elected officials with a record on our issues, so that when they seek higher office, we have an assurance of where they stand.

Political power primarily comes from votes, so we formed an endorsement process and got involved in electoral change. As a non-partisan organization, we endorse LGBT affirming candidates from both parties, but significantly more Democrats seek our endorsement than Republicans. The same is true for Labor and environmental organizations that endorse candidates. And this must be where our partnerships are sustained.

We can't lead our allies and our own supporters down paths of defeat, and it isn't really compromise to choose our battles based on a strategy of creating a record of winning. If we partner with progressive allies on relevant state policy issues that indirectly relate to our community, but are the issue of the moment for the progressive movement, we win political clout and progressive policy change. For example, we recently joined a coalition to fight against the now-enacted “Voter ID” law, as all progressives should have. This ensures broader coalition support for our issues when they come up.

LGBT issues do not exist in a vacuum, and LGBT-specific legislation is not the only way to define success – supporting labor, supporting voting rights, supporting family-sustaining wages, supporting education – these are all progressive fights we have to join to ensure true equality for all.

Adrian Shanker is the president of Equality Pennsylvania, the statewide political organization advocating for equality for the LGBT community.